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Heroine Addiction        

All-Female Improv Comedy Troupe - Presenting Broad Humor At Its Best

Heroine Addiction is an All-Female Improvisation Troupe based in Dallas, TX. These ladies bucked the system, navigated their way out of the kitchen, and met at the renowned Ad-Libs School of Improvisation where they decided that YES - chicks can be funny.

Heroine Addiction is: Hale Storm (Lynsey Hale), EstroJen (Jenny Clifton), Dawn Syndrome (Dawn Douglass), Christa Meth (Christa Haberstock), and AuroraLauriealis (Laurie Williamson). Please don't reveal to anyone our true identities.

Jenny Estrojen Clifton ate paint samples as a child. Her favorites flavors were eggshell and mohave sunset, and she now has an unhealthy fondness for people in orange aprons. She is a founding member of Anon-Anon, a 12-Step program for people addicted to 12 Step programs. She doesn't litter, and thinks you shouldn't either.

Lynsey Halestorm Hale is a Day Walker that has been alive since the invention of the printing press. She was the inspiration for the shrew in Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew. As a result of being an only child, she developed the ability of telekinesis at the age of 4, and things have been on the move ever since.

Dawn Dawn Syndrome Douglass wonders where E*Trade found toddlers with large vocabulary, mad computer skills and financial acumen for their commercials. The worst gift she ever received was Star #402v6e0 until she discovered she could take it as a property tax deduction. She thinks black jelly beans are evil.

Christa Christa Meth Haberstock invented clocks, floating and the concept of zero. She once punched a bird for winking at her and went on one date with a boy named Bliss. She had to pay for her own dinner, so they never went out again. She lives in America legally with her husband and children where they enjoy burnin doin the neutron dance.

Laurie AuroraLauriealis Williamson is just as her name sounds: a natural light display in the sky, particularly in the polar regions, caused by the collision of charged particles directed by the Earth's magnetic field. Or nothing at all like it. Either way, she may or may not be seen in Fairbanks, Alaska.

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